jitters

So I've been awake since 9 am which is rather early for me, and it's now getting on 3:30 and I can't sleep. The day was spent being dragged up and down the hill by various parties, and resultantly (is that a word?) I'm so very tired and yet I'm wide awake like I had too much caffiene, or speed, or something. Except without the jitters. I guess this isn't too much different than any other night... except I've usually had a few lapses in consciousness in the interim. Eh. Things still suck. Here's a long question meme to keep me occupied and properly procrastinating. They say it's the world's longest meme, but I've deleted a lot of questions that are either stupid or obvious. Have fun. Ha.

FAVOURITE
Colour: Burgundy
Song: Lovesong by The Cure
Stuffed animal: Howard the Elephant. Stuffed animals are therapeutic, shut up.
Video game: Ahh, Katamari Damacy, I love you...
TV show: Contrary to appearances, I really don't watch TV. It's just on.
Flower: Lilacs.
Scent: That smell when rain hits asphalt after a hot day.
Animal: Raven
Comic book: The Sandman. Read it. Now.

DO YOU
Play an instrument? : I play the flute, but don't have time anymore. Rock flute is an untapped genre, excepting Jethro Tull.
Like to sing?: Yes, actually. But only to people I enjoy.
Like to play sports? : NO.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: WTF? Who needs that many TVs?
Have any special talents/skills?: I can write a 16-page research paper in a day.That's definitely a useful skill.
Excercise daily?: If walking up stairs counts as excercise... then no.
Like school?: School is a necessary evil.
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Do I? No, no I don't.
Speak any other languages? : German, and a little bit of French and Spanish. Enough to ask how much the vodka costs, which is all you really need anyway.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: That is a given.
Eat a whole pizza?: The formatting of these questions is beginning to confuse me.

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house? : I only ever had to sneak out once. I went through a window when I was called to perform amateur medical services on a friend who couldn't go to the hospital, involving liquor, a homemade tourniquet, and a sewing kit. The rest of the time, I just left.
Cried to get out of trouble? : Couldn't if I wanted to. Tears don't work like that.
Gotten lost in your city?: Yeah. All the time.
Seen a shooting star?: Often. The wishes rarely come true, though.
Stolen something important to someone else?: No, but I made the same friend above return the neighbor's iMac once. Locks on apartments should be better.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Hah, only if you count removing all the stickers. That's the best way.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I usually do.
Cried over a girl?: Yes.
Cried over a boy?: Yes.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Nope. It was pickle juice. That burns more.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Sometimes I'd like to. But then karma'd bite me in the ass.
Been to a casino?: A few. Casinos are strange, and I don't understand them.
Gotten stitches?: Should have. Didn't. Got some in my throat.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: I would die. Or, at least my digestive system would.
Bitten someone? : Um...
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yes. Probably wouldn't go again.
Been to niagra falls?: No, but I've made replicas in swimming pools. They yell at you for that.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
Saw A Movie In Theaters: I can't even remember...
Had a snow day: That was a long time ago, too.
Had a slumber party: Is that a euphamism? If so, then not too long ago...
Cursed: Fuck.

FRIENDSHIP
Do you have a best friend?: I stopped ranking them a long time ago.
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: Um... Huh?
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: I can't tolerate many females. Step away from the Cosmo...
Do you miss any of your old friends? : Sometimes. I wouldn't want a lot of them to come back, though.
Has a friend of yours ever died?: A few. Consequence of getting older and having dumb friends, I guess.
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend?: Kidnapped a ward of the state? I guess that was pretty dumb. Not dumb enough to not do it twice, though.
What was your first kiss like? How old were you?: I was 15 and it was with a 22 year old guy named Nicholas. I knew him for a week. He tasted like grain and asked permission for everythig he did. Likely for good reason, thinking back on it...
What's the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?: Um. Sex.

Maybe I'll be able to empty my head now. Lay down, child... You've wasted enough time here.