Fallfest Archetypes

1. The Freshman SoHo Chick
   These travel in packs. Always wearing a bust-revealing tank top and either denim pants or shorts. Beware of their large purses. At least three to a group, they can intimidate the Standard Freshman Male quite easily through their ingenious usage of cellular phones.
2. The Standard Freshman Male

Travelling in packs no larger than three, one can easily recognize them by their jeans, t-shirts, and sideways baseball caps. They often try to score both Chicks and beer, but typically return to their pack empty-handed. Eventually they pretend they're "really into the band."

3. The Alcoholics
These are the folks who say, "I'm gonna stay in the beer tent 'till I'm done with this one, then go for another." This never works, as the cops move them along. Thus they are never founf far from the beer tent, as they create a revolving door of alchoholism through the beer line. Focused on alcohol, they rarely get sexual favors nor do they know who the band playing is.

4. The Geeks
Usually found standing in a circle, these people know all the lyrics to whatever band may be playing at the time. Head-moshing together, one may or may not be clad in chainmail.

5. The Art Students
Drunk or not, these people are usually clad in dreadlocks and pirate memorabilia. They're damn easy to spot, as they sit on the sides of planters and manage to have meaningful conversations while music shakes their ribcages.

Almost everyone who attends Fallfest fits into one of these categories. I would be able to list a few more, but sorry, I'm an Alcoholic, and I'm drunk.

Plus my Chinese professor says I should "eat three bowla of rice a day," which I figured Sunchips and cheese salsa could substitute for, and now my stomach is swollen. I should lie down. Ha.

Don't mind the typos. Drunk blogging is like drunk dialing, 'cept different. Ahem.